(You MUST read them out loud or it doesn’t make as much sense)…

1) That’s not right = Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive = Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP = Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man = Dum Fuk

5) Small horse = Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach? =  Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped in to a coffee table = Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift = Chin Tu Fat

9) It’s very dark in here = Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet = Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone = No Pah King

12) Staying out of sight = Lei Ying Lo

13) He’s cleaning his automobile = Wa Shing Ka

14) Your body odor is offensive = Yu Stin Ki Pu

15) Great = Fa Kin Su Pah

Reblog if you did all get it!

A 5 year old boy went to a pharmacy
holding a penny,
asking a pharmacist..

“Can I buy some miracles?”

…The pharmacist is confused and said,
“There’s no such medicine called miracles.
Why do you need it?”

Boy: “Coz the doctor said only miracles can save my mom”

GIRL FACTS:

When a girl is quiet, 
Millions of things are running through her mind. 

When a girl is not arguing, 
She is thinking deeply. 

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, 
She is wondering how long you will be around. 

When a girl answers, “I’m fine,” after a few seconds, 
She is not at all fine. 

When a girl stares at you, 
She is wondering why you are so wonderful. 

When a girl lays on your chest, 
She is wishing for you to be hers forever. 

When a girl calls you everyday, 
She is seeking for your attention. 

When a girl wants to see you everyday, 
She wants to be pampered. 

When a girl says, “I’ll love you forever,” 
She means it. 

When a girl says that she can’t live without you, 
She has made up her mind that you are her future. 

When a girl says, “I miss you,” 
No one in this world can miss you more than that. 

GUY FACTS: 

When a guy is quiet, 
He’s listening to you. 

When a guy is not arguing, 
He realizes he’s wrong. 

When a guy says, “I’m fine,” after a few minutes, 
He means it. 

When a guy stares at you, 
He thinks you’re the most beautiful thing in the world. 

When you’re laying your head on a guy’s chest 
He has the world. 

When a guy calls you everyday 
He is in love. 

When a (**good**) guy says he loves you 
He means it. 

When a guy says he can’t live without you 
He’s with you till your done. 

When a guy says, “I miss you,” 
He misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else.

That is why this ” <3 ” symbol is used for love…

Because mathematically speaking…

LOVE is composed of less than 3 people… 

In short…

NO SPACE FOR THIRD PARTIES!

Be thankful that you don’t already have everything you desire.

If you did, what would there be to look forward to?

Be thankful when you don’t know something,

for it gives you the opportunity to learn.

Be thankful for the difficult times.

During those times you grow.

Be thankful for your limitations,

because they give you opportunities for improvement.

Be thankful for each new challenge,

because it will build your strength and character.

Be thankful for your mistakes.

They will teach you valuable lessons.

Be thankful when you’re tired and weary,

because it means you’ve made a difference.

It’s easy to be thankful for the good things.

A life of rich fulfilment comes to those who

are also thankful for the setbacks.

Gratitude can turn a negative into a positive.

Find a way to be thankful for your troubles,

and they can become your blessings…

Girl: Your new girlfriend is pretty. (I bet she stole your heart)

Boy: Yeah… She is. (but you’re still the most beautiful girl I‘ve known)

Girl: I heard she’s funny and amazing. (all the stuff I wasn’t)

Boy: Yes she is. (but she’s nothing compared to you)

Girl: I bet you know everything about her now. (like how you knew just everything about me)

Boy: Only the stuff that count. (I can’t remember what she says when I think of you)

Girl: Well… I hope you guys last. (cause we never did)

Boy: I hope we do too. (whatever happened to me and you?)

Girl: I got to go. (before I start to cry)

Boy: Yeah, me too. (I hope you won’t cry)

Girl: Bye! (I still love you)

Boy: Bye! (I never stopped)

A – The A first name is a very significant letter because it represents the beginning of the alphabet. It is representative of the beginning from which all else flows. It symbolizes a very strong independent individual who has the courage, energy, and spirit to achieve whatever they want in life. Often, they have several relationships through life. They need someone who will support their aims.

B – If this is the first letter of your name, then you are a more frivolous and emotional individual. You will often make your entire life about another person rather than yourself. They are also good cooks and very friendly and hospitable. This sensitive letter is easily hurt and does not tend to talk to anyone who leaves them ever again.

C – This letter defines a very skillful, versatile, and competent individual. They are gentle, kind, and very lavish with their money. Many are natural born promoters. In an argument, you want their gentle wit, fairness, and logic on your side. However, the C first name letter can also be vicious and vengeful if they feel hurt. Loyalty means a lot to them in life.

D – This letter describes a very loyal and trustworthy individual, who is always there for others. D’s have a firm sense of purpose in life that makes them sexy, vibrant, and larger than life. They are also excellent business people who at times seem a bit emotionally distant even though they are great lovers with huge libidos.

E – This letter is very social and values friendships above all us. They are very dexterous and good at repairs around the house. They are not that faithful when it comes to love and their desire to travel and be independent can sometimes cause them to push their lover away. However, they usually come back once they are done experimenting with other relationships. 

F – This letter denotes an optimist with a great sense of humor. Many are natural and professional entertainers and they love to “bring people up” with their artistic endeavors. They enjoy socializing and being in a crowd but are not as good “one on one” preferring time with a good friend to time spent with a lover.

G – This letter describes a very philosophical and analytical individual who loves to read, study history, and travel. They are also very meditative personalities that are greatly attracted to religion. They are also very tidy individuals that have high expectations of other people and often are very disappointed when they are not met.

H – This letter symbolizes creative power. They are self-motivated and very controlling individuals. They are driven to succeed as artists and often see relationships as standing in the way of that. Many of them are destined to make quite a bit of money doing what they love best during their lifetime. 

I – This is a letter that symbolizes “what’s right” and courage. This is a very pure and kind soul that plays it straight all through life. People with an “I” as the first letter of their name also put a great emphasis on being elegant and stylish. Many of them have careers in art and fashion.

J – This is the letter of ruthless ambition. People with this letter will stop at nothing to get what they want out of life. The J type is also honest to a fault, so much so that they drive friends and partners away with their candid observations and humor. However, for the most part, they are kind and well meaning and do well when they find an understanding partner. 

K – This is a letter of extremes and the owner of this as first name letter tends to play several roles in life. They are very strong and emotional people who also need to be the center of attention. They are relentless when it comes to getting what it is that they want out of life. They are also great lovers.

L - This first name letter symbolizes an energetic and charismatic person who is too restless to settle down. They often go from relationship to relationship without really falling deeply in love in life. Career wise, they do fantastic and many are destined to make a great deal of money.

M – This first name letter is courageous, intelligent, and a hard worker. You couldn’t find a more loyal friend. They do not try to manipulate others and take them at face value. They are good at giving others advice. They make reliable marriage partners and can become great providers and parents.

N – This letter describes someone with writing or artistic talent. They are great communicators, but their creativity can also making them too eccentric to have a relationship with. Many of them have a restless, studious nature that distances them from other people except in a very objective way.

O – This is a first name letter that values wisdom and education above everything else. Many O’s are destined to be teachers and writers. They tend to be quite moral and stand up for what is right. They tend to be meeting their soul mate early on in life and stay with that person until death. 

P – People with a P first name letter tend to be talented, bright, and very creative. They are often very talkative and wise beyond their years. This is also a letter that knows how to have fun, especially sexually. They are exciting lovers who tend to remain faithful.

Q – Individuals with the Q first name letter are good writers and orators. Many of them are playwrights, musicians, and actors. They have strong opinions. The downside is that many of them are black and white thinkers who will never allow others to win an argument. However, they are good lovers.

R - R first name people are loyal, compassionate, and affectionate. However, they are always looking out for number one and can be quite faithless if they see an opportunity for gold digging or social climbing. They love challenges and will eagerly attack tasks that others shy away from.

S - This letter symbolizes sex, charm and charisma. They love glamour and being the center of attention. Many of them end up as politicians, actors, or as professional models. Being rich means more to them than anything and an S will work hard to achieve the goal of great wealth.

T - This is a first name letter that likes to keep busy. Sometimes they are too busy to maintain their relationships as they prefer to focus on their career. The “T” is also fastidiously neat and can become quite upset if things are not orderly. This letter can also be insanely jealous so it is recommended that if you love one that you stay faithful to him or her.

U - These talented and unique individuals are great artists and writers. They are also incredibly disorganized and famous for accumulating clutter. This makes them quite hard to live with. Many of them experience a succession of relationships in their life rather than marrying just one person. The U is good in bed but tends to be faithless which makes it hard for them to be with just one person in life for long.

V – The V individual is handy and practical and never at a loss for words. They are the “fixers” in the alphabet. They are loyal, loving, and good in bed. They have a kind heart and their word is as good as gold. However, they can be a bit possessive and territorial of lovers. They also enjoy gossip and meddling by matchmaking lovers for others.

W - People with a W name tend to be very sexy and charismatic. They are fashionable, affectionate, and great in bed. They hold their cards close to their chest, which gives them the illusion of being loners, but in reality they value friends above all. They are difficult to get to know but well worth knowing. They can also be trusted with any secret in life. 

Y - The Y first letter symbolizes independence and freedom. Y’s are daring enterprising business people who are not afraid to take risks. They are progressive thinkers that excel at inspiring others. They are refined individuals who enjoy the good things in life. They do not have much patience for people who are poor. They are very status conscious and many Y’s marry wealthy people in life. 

Z – These are trusting individuals who surround themselves with a clique of friends. You rarely see this social first name letter alone. They need the security of being surrounded by a crowd. They make great counselors because they have a great understanding of others.  Many of them are willing to take more risks than most people for love. The result is that they often get hurt.

What’s yours? :)